Introducing Wolf Tooth‘s Plasmatic Titanium Morse Cage Ti Limited Edition—because apparently, holding your water bottle securely requires NASA-level engineering and a price tag that’ll make your credit card sweat. For the modest sum of $155, you too can own this hand-bent titanium masterpiece. That’s right—$155 for a bottle cage. Let that sink in.
Sure, it weighs just 33 grams (or the equivalent of two speed metal CDs if you’re still living in 1998), and its ingenious dot-dash-dot-dash Morse Code mounting system lets you adjust your bottle placement with surgical precision. Need to move your bottle 32mm higher or lower? This cage has you covered. It’s the kind of versatility you didn’t know you needed, but now can’t stop thinking about.
Crafted from hollow titanium tubing in Wolf Tooth’s Minnesota machine shop, this bottle cage is undeniably sleek. It fits any frame with standard 64mm bottle cage mounts and plays nice with full-suspension frames, small bikes, or even bikes crammed with frame bags. And if you’re really extra, it’s compatible with Wolf Tooth’s B-RAD Mounting Bases so you can tweak the positioning even more.
But let’s be real: $155 for a bottle cage? At that price, it should come with bottomless supply of electrolytes, a tech to install it and maybe a small plaque engraved with, “I have too much disposable income?”
Still, if you’re feeling plasmatic (whatever that means) and want to flex on your riding buddies every time you reach for a drink, this titanium marvel is waiting for you. But hurry—there’s only one left in stock! Oh, wait a minute; they’re all gone. You were too slow. They sold out while you were reading this.
Don’t get us wrong, we love Wolf Tooth. They’ve released some super cool mutli-tools in the past, and continue to impress with their sleek designs and solutions. Their variety of colourways assures you can customize your bike to your heart’s desire, but this all just seems like a bit much doesn’t it?
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